$CPUCum Processing UnitBuy $CPU
By degens, for degens.

Built to
handle
your load.

Cum Processing Unit.

Liquid-cooled. Fully committed.
A meme coin for people who say they’re in it for the tech. With a straight face.

Get your $CPU Show me the juicy part ↘

Live on StonkFun. Holder rewards in Intel xStock (INTCX).

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Meet your processing unit ↗
Blue-haired adult CPU mascot happily drinking a bottle of Juicy Milk
Got
$CPU?Stay liquid, baby.
Liquid cooling has never looked this good.
Hot chips. ✳ Cold milk. ✳ By degens, for degens. ✳ In it for the tech. ✳
Let's clear the cache.

In it for
the tech. Obviously.

Big clock energy.
Absolutely no chill.

$CPU is what happens when the group chat builds a processor. We overclock the banter, keep the milk cold, and push every double entendre to its thermal limit.

Hard ware. Soft serve. No shame.

Our cooling system? Immaculate.

Liquid cooling. Expertly handled.

Two adult CPU models expertly pouring and enjoying Juicy Milk at a chrome counter
The $CPU milk departmentThe only thing getting throttled is the bottle.
The StonkFun holder reward program

Hold $CPU.
Get INTCX
rewards.

Come for the chips.
Stay for the Intel xStock rewards.

Read the fine print
The reward circuitINTCX
$CPU↓Intel xStock
rewards
Transfers in. Tokenized chips out.

A 3% CPU transfer tax funds pro-rata INTCX rewards. Hold at least $20 of CPU when a payout runs. Around 2.5% is deducted for distribution and operating costs.

Payouts accumulate until worth distributing. INTCX provides tokenized Intel exposure, not direct share ownership. Rewards are variable.

Check live rewards on StonkFun ↗About Intel xStock ↗

Crunch the load.

Your chips, calculated. Adjust the example amounts to explore a reward scenario.

Current value held, after any purchase tax.
Combined value of eligible wallets, including yours. This is not market cap.
Assumed value of CPU transfers subject to the tax. Trading volume is only a proxy.
Assumed price used to convert the estimate into INTCX.
Illustrative estimate · no live data

$14.63per day, in INTCX value

≈ 0.14625 INTCX / day

30 days at these assumptions
$438.75
Your eligible share
1%
Daily reward pool after fee
$1,462.50

Meets the $20 threshold at this assumed holding value.

How the chips are counted

Daily estimate = taxable transfer value × 3% × 97.5% × your share of eligible holdings. The approximately 2.5% operating deduction is applied to the tax pool. The example values are editable assumptions, not current market figures.

This assumes stable prices, holdings and transfer volume, and no additional conversion losses. Actual INTCX payouts depend on collected taxes, swaps, eligible balances at distribution and platform costs. Payouts happen when enough has accumulated, not on a guaranteed daily schedule. This calculator neither reads your wallet nor shows claimable rewards.

View CPU reward rules and actual distributions on StonkFun ↗
Adult blue-haired CPU mascot sitting on server hardware in an illuminated data center
Built for peak demand

She handles
the load.
You get
the chips.

More cores. More curves. A whole server room of commitment.

The hardware is hot. The milk is cold. The double meanings are running at full capacity.

Enter the CPU market
A quick system check

Hard questions.
Soft landing.

Yes, we knew what we were doing
when we picked the name.

Cum Processing Unit. Yes, we committed to the bit. A very unserious name for a Solana meme token paired with INTCX on StonkFun.